Top tips for women academics who happen to live and work in different cities (in no particular order)

1. Always buy tickets on-line for example here.
2. Grants that pay travel are good.
3. Doncaster and Wakefield Westgate are very very cold stations. Therefore,
4. You need to purchase hat, gloves and scarf in triplicate for when you leave them on the train.
5. But the worse thing is once you have used to living this half life of station coffee, train announcements, ticket barriers and coach B is when it ALL SEEMS NORMAL.
So here are more warnings.

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN ACCULTURATED WHEN:
1. You tell outsiders that the number 14 bus from Meadowhall to Rotherham is your favourite bus.
2. Your Ipod has Cat Power's 'The Greatest' overplayed by 74 times each day.
3. You read every single woman's magazine EACH MONTH (even Woman and Home ha) because you like the pictures.
4. You can tell which Midland Mainline trains have electric points for your laptop from a 50 yard distance.
5. You head for coach B by reflex because THAT IS THE EMPTY ONE.
6. You are addicted to the M and S at Sheffield station and can find your way blindfold to your favourite sandwich.
7. You are on first name terms with the lost property lady at Sheffield station.
8. Midland mainline staff know you so well they are forgiving when your web booking is muddled and you are sitting on the Sheffield to London train rather than the London to Sheffield and your ticket goes the other way.
9. Your rucksack is packed and ready for the next trip within 10 minutes of getting home.
10. Your children are unclear as to what your function is, exactly.

However, there are compensations. These are:
1. Your ethnographic distancing is excellent and you can always withdraw from the field.
2. No one knows where you are, exactly, ever.
3. You are invisible to both home and work. You could be, frankly, anywhere...
4. You are very good at adjusting to local conditions. Meadowhall to you is 'local' not global.
5. When people ask you where you live you wave vaguely and quote Clifford Geertz.
6. Appadurai is your bedside reading because you are always SOMEWHERE ELSE.
This could be here:

or here:

These are actually pictures of the THREE CORNERED HOUSE
viewed between Market Harborough and Kettering and one of the best reasons to travel London- Sheffield on a regular basis.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Sitting

in Swinton Library, we were working on the relationship between narratives and identity.
Our exhibition uses artefacts to mediate the relationship between the two.
It is going to be opening on the 3rd March here and you are all invited.
We have several cases:
Gold
Travel
Textiles
not forgetting
Shoes
and wedding dresses.
The Women's Art group at Rotherham Central Surestart are finishing off a huge photomontage of the Ferham Area this Tuesday along with our textile self portraits.
Mine is terrible as I never learned to sew at school.
Watch this space.

which story to tell

is always a problem for a researcher.
Journalists tell stories, and I was interested to read a journalist's account of of the women of Afghanistan here,
and I found it very moving
but when we hear multiple perspectives on the same thing, that is children, teachers, artists, all telling their own stories, it is difficult to privilege one version.
So I am going to tell them all.
Where shall I start?
above?




or below?

random presents

are all I can manage this year (sorry folks) or those heavily subsidised by the recipients.
Molly is going halves with me on this, as I have told her I can't afford it.
I have bought people random books from here, but they are mostly ones I want (hint hint).
I have also been here and bought candles in such abundance I think I need to start a ritual event in order to justify the expense.
I don't know what to do about Christmas.
Might be better to raid the local Museum Shop.