It will be called Fieldnotes and will naturally involve:
1. A University town not dissimilar to this university but called Ruffield to invoke the immortal Rummidge in this book which is ofcourse the original on which my pale imitation will be based.
2. The central character will ofcourse be a female academic who changes places with another female academic in an institution not dissimilar to this university but called San Paradiso University.
3. Key events in the book will involve air travel,
conferences and shopping, combined with an amazingly exciting plot.
4. Much of the humour will involve the above.
However I need help.
First all of all, what happens in the book?
Who is my main character?
And where is my six figure advance?
(this is a desperate plan to cover my appalling overdraft after returning from San Francisco).